Poor Lydia. David really does need to treat her with a little more respect.
Elmwych Comic P.07
Panel 1. David is sitting on a grave and Lydia is sitting on top of him.
Lydia: Don't shout at me! I don't like it!
David: I'm not shouting! I'm just a bit surprised is all.
Panel 2. Close up on David and Lydia, who has one hand on her forehead.
David: Did you really tell the others not to come so we could get busy on a grave?
Lydia: Oh I don't know! I wasn't thinking that far ahead.
Panel 3. Lydia is now sitting on the grave slab with it's chalked pentacle, holding her hands up. David is to one side, zipping up his trousers.
Lydia: Amy said you were nice, so I started coming to the meetings and...
... I suppose I got a bit carried away.
David: No kidding!
Panel 4. close up on Lydia who looks as though she may burst into tears. David is visible over her left shoulder.
Lydia: I really liked you David, but I've spoiled your vampire hunt and now you think I'm a tupenny bobtail!
David: A what now?
Panel 5. Lydia is now lying on the grave with one hand over her head and face not visible beneath her hair. David reaches out to her.
Lydia: A cheap strumpet David. A pound shop floozy. A brazen hussy! Nice work Lydia. You totally messed up the whole night!
David: Lydia?
Lydia: I'm so sorry David.